grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

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coyotelips:

badbilliejean:

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is some of the best news I’ve had in days and I want you to be excited about it too

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supersmashkev:

KTVA Charlo Greene just quit on live TV after revealing she was the founder of the AK Cannabis Club.

GIRL!!!!

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unexplained-events:

These amazing underwater “crop circles” are the result of a species of pufferfish. The males create these large, intricate designs in the seabed with their fins to attract potential mates. The females inspect the finished design and decide if they wish to mate with the male from there. The female will lay her eggs in the center of the circles, and the male will then fertilize and guard the eggs. 

Previously, the circles were of unknown origin, and remained a mystery for several years until it was discovered that these little guys were responsible for the beautiful designs.

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This how ima decide to date you now. Make me a crop circle. Ima inspect.

(via impersonalwords)

Having the flu two times in 2 months is fucking boooooty man. Thank god for daddies to take care of you. The kind that raised you not the kind that beat it up.

It’s easier for me to struggle then to take my parents handouts, and I wish more people understood why that is my mentality. I wish my parents didn’t throw money at me and took the time to work out the situation with me.

legalmexican:

he can go from Papi to Pendejo real quick

(via legs-sadovsky)

*destroys house looking for phone*

*destroys house looking for phone*

(Source: sadillite, via thefuuuucomics)

imsoshive:

How you feel about …

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… coming home with a …

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… nigga for the night?

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(via regularassnigga)

regularassnigga:

sleepybrowneyes:

If you under the age of 40 and you out here w a goatee, get tf out my face.

Damn so I can’t mack :(

Smh. Dad goatees 😔

officialfrenchtoast:

lmao

I WANT DICK

me every night from 9pm-4am  (via riahhf)

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qq45xx:

White people get sexual pleasure from snitching

(via tsunamiwavesurfing)

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*