daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

(via kweisheit)

Ummmmmm

(Source: theattractiveboys, via yourfuturewifey)

greatwhiteprivilege:

guys are so full of shit “i’ll fuck you til you scream” yeah right you’ll finish in 3 minutes then roll over and sleep while i lie there trying to figure out when exactly you stuck it in

(via makingabetterurllater)

How you let a broke nigga break your heart

Me (via rhymez)

(Source: golddiggerr, via regularassnigga)

I swear on Christ the weeknd come on and I’m alla sudden the illest stripper the worlds ever seen.

carlyreajepson:

sofalcondone:

I’m naked what’s up

definitely not anyone’s dick
image

(via yourfuturewifey)

The realist shit ever

(Source: sizvideos, via regularassnigga)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
humanwarmth:

 

(Source: tokyogayness, via uglynewyork)

quickweaves:

vipcunt:

blairwitchwaldorf:

illumahottie:

Get the FUCK OUT

please stop this

……..

p l ea s e

quickweaves:

vipcunt:

blairwitchwaldorf:

illumahottie:

Get the FUCK OUT

please stop this

……..

p l ea s e

(via datacr0n)

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